sherlock, irene adler, john watson, martin freeman, lara pulver, benedict cumberbatch, look at these two idiots, both having some kind of ~feelings~ for sherlock, even though he's not who or what they'd usually choose, but they both kind of need sherlock - each of them in their own way, and sherlock needs them - each of them in a different way, it'd be awesome if they lived together, no but imagine, irene would play matchmaker to john and sherlock, john would play matchmaker to sherlock and irene, and sherlock would be like '...where is my skull?', and when irene and sherlock would have a discussion and try to outwit and outsmart each other verbally, john would have have an awkward ex-army doctor/blogger boner, and when sherlock and john would have their staring into each others' souls sessions, irene would be like 'now... kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss', and irene would hit on john's girlfriends, and john would hit on hers, and sherlock would be like '... where is my skull?', but deep down inside he'd be happy, because well, he'd have a pocket dominatrix, and a pocket hedgehog, mine, pocket dominatrix